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Store Bought is Fine

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Hey, Mrs. Garten, thanks for the advice. Thanks for the permission to use the pathetic ingredients inside my pantry. Yes, they are all store bought. I am a modern American girl. All my food items are store bought. Someday I will be able to raise dairy cows and dutch maids, and infuse the tears of the maids into the cheese myself. But until then, I will have to buy it. When I am setting out my Halloween cupcakes, and adding little candles, yes of course I would love to summon the flames directly form hell but since I just don't have the time, I guess I'll have to use these sorry excuse for candles sold at stores. I am a garbage hostess.

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