Henry the 8th's Anaconda

It's a surprisingly little known fact that Henry VIII often referred to himself as the "Kanye of his time". He was a prolific rapper and entertainer, most frequently rapping about butts. Specifically: big butts. And also: sons. He really wanted sons. Centuries later, as Sir-Mix-a-lot toiled away in the dark recesses of the Vatican library, he came across some of Henry the 8th's unpublished works. Mr. Mix-a-lot brought the works to a larger audience through his lyrical classic "Baby Got Back". This accomplishment eventually led to his knighthood, which is why he now goes by "Sir".