Henry VIII's Rap Lyrics

My my my anaconda don't want none unless you are giving birth to a son and never a daughter! This dude was obsessed with sons. Get over it, man. That's not very modern of you. Times have changed. Sexism is on its way out. Be happy with your baby girls. Well, in your defense, I guess times weren't all that modern in the 16th century. Still, pretty lame, Henry. We'll commemorate your lameness with this t-shirt.