Stabbed in the Head Again

These painters from the middle ages, man. They crack me up every time. It's like, hey, I'm gonna paint a picture of a guy getting stabbed in the head and that guy's gonna be like "oh, this is okay, no big deal". And his painter friend was like "So the knife will be like just above the head? Maybe just tipping the hair?" And the painter was like "Nope! The dagger's like 5 inches deep. Blood spattering everywhere. Dude's real chill about it, ya know." And the painter's friend is like "Okaaaay."